THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the
war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and
borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, women become like Zimbabwe. Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there

Wow!! See What Goat Gave Birth To in Taraba (Photos)

Nash Wayz releases Tongoba Video

Renown dancehall assassin Nash Wayz of Blaze Music Army (BMA) the man behind the famous Dancing Tonight  tune got at it again last month when he released his Tongoba song of a dancehall  genre which he recorded from Hinterland Studios with producer Ronnie Da Don that has became viral on all radio stations around town ans beyond demanded for a video that he has finally answered. The video is one of a kind with all the state of art visual effects, choreography and a great story line. The song Tongoba is all about lovers that are being tormented by their lovers and he all goes out apologizing to bring the lost love back. Directed by Jay Boy of Hinterland video production, it has come out to prove that great masterpieces like Tongoba video shots can really exist and it is juicy for the eyes to watch it.

From: ugblizz.com/nash-wayz-releases-tongoba-video/

Kenyan women protest lack of men to make them pregnant! 😳

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Women in kenya, Ndeiya ward say their drunkard husbands are unable to sire children and they may look elsewhere for sober bedmates, the women who are from Ndeiya ward said instead of minding the home front to allow babies come, their husbands prefer to leave the house to drink alcohol the whole day.

How 5 Ugandans survived Juba gunfire but failed to cross home

Five Ugandans were lucky to escape the gunfire in Juba but still ended up returning to their creator when the truck they were traveling in overturned several times.

Over seven thousand Ugandans have been evacuated from Juba and other towns according to UPDF who are carrying out the exercise.

Lt. Hassan Ahmad Kato, UPDF fourth division spokesperson confirmed to Galaxy FM five deaths and several injuries.

The accident occured in Jablen village along Nimule-Juba Highway.

The deceased were not named and were among the seven thousand evacuated by UPDF.

  From: http://www.galaxyfm.co.ug/2016/07/20/5-survive-juba-gunfire-fail-make-it-home

Dr Jose Chameleon Said;

"When i was a kid i remember going to UMA exhibition hall and that time Bebe Cool was performing on stage,he was big i was a small boy thats why i give him respect"

"I didn't rebrand to impress anyone i simply got bored of the conrows"

"I wasn't happy but rather worried when Jeff Kiwa was implicated in Child Sacrifice but its good he was acquitted"

"Humprey shouldn't be telling me to change management,what did he do when he was my manager"

"Ziza Bafana shouldn't hustle with media that don't play UG Music,i started when their was no MTV,TRACE but aren't we big? Let your music Talk"

"Some of you say i cut off my hair and now look like AK47.Did you want me to look like BanjoMan?"

"Young artists should give respect to their fore fathers and those that are older in the music buisness. I Chameleone have sacrificed alot to be who i am"

"Diamond Platinum and D'banj are not necessarily big.Ugandan artists are bigger and Ugandans should support their own"

"Bebe Cool shares part of my history and as a legend i endorse him as one"

"A manager is supposed to manage an artist's life but if i can do all this by myself then i dont need one for now"

Which district is this young boy from?

New Evidence: The Real Reason Gaddafi Was Killed

    Qaddafi was not killed for humanitarian purposes but for the oil and for money. His ideas of an African gold-backed currency were his major undoing.

    The recent Hillary Clinton email leaks have opened a can of worms everywhere including in Africa. Wikileaks released an unclassified U.S. Department of State document emailed to Clinton, dated April 2, 2011. Sidney Blumenthal, the sender of the email confirmed what the world already suspected. Qaddafi was not killed for humanitarian purposes but for the oil and for money. His ideas of an African gold-backed currency were his major undoing.

    In April 2011, then President of the World Bank, Robert Bruce Zoellick spoke at a panel discussion about how he hoped the World Bank would have some sort of role in the reconstruction of Libya along with other countries.

    "Reconstruction now means (Ivory Coast), it now means Southern Sudan, it means Liberia, it means Sri Lanka, I hope it will mean Libya," he said.

    To the ordinary person, this was the World Bank hoping to come in to help a failing state but to Economist John Perkins, the World Bank was not to be considered as fulfilling its supposed mandate. It was in actual fact a U.S. bank together with its sibling, the IMF. The United States controls about 16% of the World Bank while the second largest member, Japan has a paltry 7%. The United States again has around 17% voting rights in the International Monetary Fund. His point was that these institutions were and still are extensions of the Western foreign policy.

    "So, we might ask ourselves: What happens when a "rogue" country threatens to bring the banking system that benefits the corporatocracy to its knees?" he asked later saying the Western empire has a standing army (NATO) to violently protect its position.

    Libya was the "rogue" nation but the question is: Just what did Gaddafi have in mind?

    According to the IMF, Libya's Central Bank is 100% state owned and in 2011, it was estimated to have 144 tons of gold in its vaults. Muammar Gaddafi's plan was to introduce a gold-backed currency which he hoped African and Muslim nations would adopt. He felt it could rival the euro and the dollar, and rightly so too.

    Sidney Blumenthal, in his email to Hillary Clinton confirmed, "Qaddafi's government holds 143 tons of gold, and a similar amount in silver. During late March, 2011 these stocks were moved to SABHA (south west in the direction of the Libyan border with Niger and Chad); taken from the vaults of the Libyan Central Bank in Tripoli."

    He went on to say the gold and silver was valued at $7 billion and was one of the reasons Nicolas Sarkozy embarked on a French attack of Libya.

    "Sarkozy's plans are driven by the following issues:
    a. A desire to gain a greater share of Libya oil production,
    b. Increase French influence in North Africa,
    c. Improve his internal political situation in France,
    d. Provide the French military with an opportunity to reassert its position in the world,
    e. Address the concern of his advisors over Qaddafi's long term plans to supplant France as the dominant power in, Francophone Africa," wrote Blumenthal.

    If Qaddafi had succeeded, the United States of America and Europe would have been forced to buy oil and minerals in the gold backed currency thus tipping the scales. This was a horror the West dared not experience. The situation would have been a more lethal re-enactment of Saddam Hussein's currency wars when he supported the new Euro currency at the expense of the United States Dollar. At this point, the U.S. was highly insecure about the effects of the new currency to its economy. Hussein's decision to sell oil in the then new currency was a blow to the U.S. worsened by the proclamation that the dollar was the "currency of the enemy". Currency wars have therefore been a fact of history with the Hussein situation being a peculiar intra-Western conflict that culminated in the Middle East instability promulgated by U.S. interventionist policies. That Qaddafi would be killed for planning to introduce an African currency to the fray is not surprising but that does not make it acceptable.

    The leaked Clinton email has far-reaching implications on the fluid state of post-colonial relations with the West. If anything, it is an eye-opener. Where Africa seeks to build an independent economic structure, the West is seen to try and derail those plans so as to retain its primacy in world affairs.

    With regard to the creation of a new currency, Ministry of Peace Founder, Dr James Thring said, "It's one of those things that you have to plan almost in secret, because as soon as you say you're going to change over from the dollar to something else, you're going to be targeted."

    And Qaddafi was targeted. He may not have been the most democratic leader in the world but Libyan citizens had arguably the best way of life in Africa. His plan of action (without the human rights violations) should be a blueprint for African development.

Got from: https://www.africanexponent.com/post/new-evidence-the-real-reason-gaddafi-was-killed-2706

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Dickson Zzizinga's word on road accidents in Uganda

In order to reduce road Accidents opening war on old vehicles and hunting down drivers without driving permits is not da solution I have been driving for more than twenty years and a have seen many Accidents where by most vehicles Involved are bland new cars driven by drivers with orignal permits.Old cars do not cause Accidents coz they do not over speed and most of da tym da driver is alert....The main cause of accidents is Indicipline on da road, guys who drive latest cars wants to show others that their machines are the best also many drivers use alcohal and drugs including women