Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?

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BREAKING NEWS: Queen Elizabeth II is Dead�

Reports reaching us have confirmed that Queen Elizabeth II, Queen of the United Kingdom, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand, and Head of the Commonwealth has passed away at the Royal Lodge, her Windsor residence, Buckingham Palace announced.
The release from Buckingham Palace said "with the greatest sadness, at about 3.15pm, our beloved monarch Queen Elizabeth II passed away. Queen Elizabeth II was born on April 21, 1926 in London. She will be missed but not forgotten" it said.
Source:
http://theguard1an.com/breaking-news-queen-elizabeth-ii-is-dead/

Men?????

  So as we are chatting I tell him am not ok, got a back ache, nose ache, flue, fever, headache, and feeling drowsy,
He says that's serious and he will make a plan to see I get fine.
Usually when he says he will make a plan, he sends some mobile money, so i expected same thing, Told him am getting off to rest,

Put my phone on charge and got busy with house work. Few minutes after I hear an ambulance siren, I tell my cousin that it seems namwandu Kizza is so ill and they sent for an ambulance to take her to hospital only for it to park in the yard home, eish.

Heard a knock at the front door, i knew they were asking if they could Park in the compound and before the guy said a word, i told him it was ok to park, he thanked me and asked me if i knew Miss Patricia Kasumba,

Eno embozi kanjikomye wano but kyoba omanya somebody has been blocked and his lines blacklisted... Sagala bantu bankyakalanya. Who told you empewo zekika bazitwala mu dwaliro??

Hahahaha

A bus is going from kampala to masaka. Suddenly the phone of one gal rings,she picks,"Honey am on my way to fortportal for a burial,pliz send me credit." Another phone rings and a guy behind says,"Sweetheart am on my way to jinja for masters degree form,I will call you when I get there." After sometime another passengers phone rings,she pics and says,"Daddy, am on my way to entebbe for the Job interview,i'll call you later." A Mukiiga man sitting at the back gets so provoked he shouts,"Driver Stop! Where exactly is this bus going!??"

Bettinah Tianah's nude pics in HD.

NTV's Be My Date presenter Betty Nassali a.k.a Bettinah Tianah could be in trouble after a one Mark Kabugo released nude pics and claimed she sent them in exchange for USD500. Mark Kabugo released screen-shots to prove his claim and here are the nudes to satisfy your optical nutrition.

Another NTV Presenter Nude Pictures Leak, The Photos Will Make You Wet Your Pants

NTV presenters have a thing with nudes. There have been over 5
presenters whose intimate pictures have leaked and the latest is none
other than Bettinah Tianah.
She is Anita Fabiola's predecessor on be my date after the former Miss
Uganda runners up nude pictures leaked.
She has lived up to that regard and her pictures have leaked together
with the conversation.
We have the video and more photos. Don't forget to leave your numbers
on the comment section below!

How to make a man happy

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
Isn't loving a woman easy?

Moment of thinking

... These are few questions
asked in HR interview! The answers are really
stunning and inspiring.
Thinking out of the box! A must read…
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Question 1:
You are driving along in your car on a wild,
stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly
you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people
waiting for a bus:
* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
* An old friend who once saved your life.
* The perfect partner you have been dreaming
about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,
knowing very well that there could only be one
passenger in your car?
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once
actually used as part of a job application.
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He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and
let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay
behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my
dreams."
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Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give
up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget
to "Think Outside of the Box."
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Question 2:
What will you do if I run away with your sister?
The candidate who was selected answered " I will
not get a better match for my sister than you sir"
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Question 3:
Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) – What if
one morning you woke up & found that you were
pregnant.
Girl – I will be very excited and take an off, to
celebrate with my husband.
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Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to
hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should
think it in the wrong way, she said later when
asked.
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Question 4:
Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the
candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the
candidate, then he asked what is before you?
Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"
He got selected.
You know how and why did he say "TEA" when
he knows very well that coffee was kept before.
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(Answer: The question was "What is before you
(U – alphabet) Reply was "TEA" ( T – alphabet)
Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"
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Question5;
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy
questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice
is one really difficult question."
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"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own
choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day
or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission
depends on the correctness of his answer, but he
thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
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"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask
me a SECOND difficult question!"
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Sometimes just thinking out of the box is all it
takes.g