Mbu Ugandan Female Singer Iryn Namubiru tries to kill herself by jumping off a building but was stopped by residents and police.
What do you think is the problem?
What do you think is the problem?
Thursday, July 14, 2016
Important signs to note
1. If your palms are itching, you are going to get money,
2. if your toes are itching, you are going to get new shoes,
3. if your lips are itching, you are going to get a kiss and
4 if your private parts are itching, DONT FOOL yourself, go for medical check up..
Omuntu alabye ne generation eno
Just for Laughs
Copied"
"Omuntu alabye ne generation eno, u take a chic to ur village then she sees smoke coming from the kitchen and she's like " eeh so your grandma also does shisha"
Copied"
"Omuntu alabye ne generation eno, u take a chic to ur village then she sees smoke coming from the kitchen and she's like " eeh so your grandma also does shisha"
Another Ugandan speaks out on South Sudan situation
YES, LET THE SOUTH SUDANESE FIGHT THEMSELVES OUT
The Matrix Trilogy is one of the best movie experiences if you watch all three movies back to back. In the first one, one of the characters says to Neo after his first foray into the simulated city and losing his focus on a beautiful woman, "to deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human".
That is a very important statement in the current predicament playing out in the young republic of South Sudan. You see one of the most important human impulses is the 'search for superiority' over other lesser beings be them humans themselves. This is why for millennia, strong willed humans have rallied 'believers' around themselves and attempted to take power over other humans in their jurisdictions.
However, the first thing one does even before rallying the so-called believers is to understand that power is never a vacuum unless in the most rare of circumstances. There is always another 'wiser-than-thou' or 'stronger-than-the-rest' individual that whoever has new ideas needs to wrest that power from. Now if it ever gets to that, I dare say, the end justifies the means.
You see Reik Machar is no fool, just like Salva Kiir isn't one either. This is why both men know that at the current 'standing of issues', there cannot be two bulls in the same kraal (read South Sudan). This is why despite the best efforts of the other 'leaders' in the region and around the world, these people will simply rest for a few months only for them to resume the fight once again and in the event render the efforts of the mediating leaders STUPID.
We the Baganda have a statement we usually make whenever we find two people fighting, "baleke bemale eggoga" . This simple statement simply means 'let them fight to the end' or let them fight until one wins. So I dare say, let the two warring sides in the South Sudanese conflict fight out their frustration through sheer force, blood, bone and brutality. the sort of brutality that only humans are capable of masterminding.
The most important idea in this is of course to let the weaker person be beaten to the pulp and into submission and perhaps jail, exile or execution. This reasons has five strong dividends.
1. The winner will ensure that other individuals with that human impulse to overthrow him through anything other than democracy know the sort of brutality they must surmount first.
2. That the defeated are totally wiped out or mentally crippled to the extent that they would never even fathom capturing power through armed conflict.
3. That the eventual winner will be a fear no-nonsense man (i fail to see a woman in the picture) who will rule through an iron fist ans sheer brutal will to like a phoenix raise that country from the ashes onto a path of seriousness.
4. That the citizens will have pride in knowing that their PROBLEM (egoistic men) was resolved through the only means they have know how since 1000BC when egyptian pharaohs raided their villages for slaves i.e sheer human conceived brutality.
5. That when they look back at the Machar vs Kiir Civil War, they will do so with the agony of having lost millions of loved ones and billions of dollars in property and will thus think twice before they engage in that sort of foolery ever again.
As Niccolo Machiavelli wrote in The Prince, "when you have the enemy on the back foot and it is with-in your means, crush him totally to annihilate him and publicise what awaits those who fall foul of you". Similarly, Sun Tzu the legendary Chinese General wrote in The Art of War, "A snake beaten but not killed will rare its head and bite with a double dose of venom".
Thus I think in the South Sudanese conflict, none of them is willing to sue for peace thus there peace deals are simply helping them act like snakes that have been beaten and not necessarily killed.
I rest my case.
Kampala
A* comments
after all this typing... i judge u as a sadist. all we needed is to pray for them. may happen to you one day.
B* comments
You see, you have failed to realise that the reason for the fight is ascension to power and lording it over their citizens. Thus prayer and peace cannot achieve that because human impulse is biased towards brutality. good thing is, beyond the brutality, that's were peace is waiting after all, some conflicts are so bad that the people of those societies can never replicate them. just ask the Rwandese. I still say, let them fight it out.
A* comments
your philosophy is leading you to a different direction. its like finding your neighbor killing his wife due to the reasons mentioned above, all you say is "Let them fight themselves out"
C* comments
I like this......btw before any body calls you a saddist and tells us to pray for them,,, there is no solution to their war when both of them are alive or they stay in S/Sudan.... One of them must either go into exile or die. In other words, there is no peace with both leaders at the helm.
Thanx Buganda ku ntikko ambassador
B* comments
read Daniel Kalinaki's opinion article in today's Daily Monitor and Prof Mahmood Mamdani's serie in today's New Vision and you will see what i mean
A* comments
leaving Buganda shit aside... Yesterday we lost 2 brothers in South Sudan trying to earn bread for their families. Ugandans are being affected too. The "I dont care attitude" is costing us too.I have worked with Humanitarian organizations and I have seen refugees running to Uganda to seek refuge. Its not all about the leaders, all we care are the innocent lives down there, that are affected. I have seen people running to Uganda without anything like food, shelter, or any basic needs. they just availed themselves to us, and we had to help. some where even our own nationals. If you never take this at heart, you will never know and care about someone suffering. All you see is politics, mind about the grass too, when two elephants are fighting.
B* comments
you have to understand that for the grass to get greener and have a brighter future, one or both of the said elephants has to be eliminated totally, This modernist view of yours were you think that people like Slava Kiir and Riek Machar can just be talked into submition is 'dreamist' in reality, something has to give and war is the only avenue through which it will give.
A* comments
The day Someone creates a coupe in Uganda, someone will say that too. "Let them fight it out"
this was an interesting thread though
i am out
The Matrix Trilogy is one of the best movie experiences if you watch all three movies back to back. In the first one, one of the characters says to Neo after his first foray into the simulated city and losing his focus on a beautiful woman, "to deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human".
That is a very important statement in the current predicament playing out in the young republic of South Sudan. You see one of the most important human impulses is the 'search for superiority' over other lesser beings be them humans themselves. This is why for millennia, strong willed humans have rallied 'believers' around themselves and attempted to take power over other humans in their jurisdictions.
However, the first thing one does even before rallying the so-called believers is to understand that power is never a vacuum unless in the most rare of circumstances. There is always another 'wiser-than-thou' or 'stronger-than-the-rest' individual that whoever has new ideas needs to wrest that power from. Now if it ever gets to that, I dare say, the end justifies the means.
You see Reik Machar is no fool, just like Salva Kiir isn't one either. This is why both men know that at the current 'standing of issues', there cannot be two bulls in the same kraal (read South Sudan). This is why despite the best efforts of the other 'leaders' in the region and around the world, these people will simply rest for a few months only for them to resume the fight once again and in the event render the efforts of the mediating leaders STUPID.
We the Baganda have a statement we usually make whenever we find two people fighting, "baleke bemale eggoga" . This simple statement simply means 'let them fight to the end' or let them fight until one wins. So I dare say, let the two warring sides in the South Sudanese conflict fight out their frustration through sheer force, blood, bone and brutality. the sort of brutality that only humans are capable of masterminding.
The most important idea in this is of course to let the weaker person be beaten to the pulp and into submission and perhaps jail, exile or execution. This reasons has five strong dividends.
1. The winner will ensure that other individuals with that human impulse to overthrow him through anything other than democracy know the sort of brutality they must surmount first.
2. That the defeated are totally wiped out or mentally crippled to the extent that they would never even fathom capturing power through armed conflict.
3. That the eventual winner will be a fear no-nonsense man (i fail to see a woman in the picture) who will rule through an iron fist ans sheer brutal will to like a phoenix raise that country from the ashes onto a path of seriousness.
4. That the citizens will have pride in knowing that their PROBLEM (egoistic men) was resolved through the only means they have know how since 1000BC when egyptian pharaohs raided their villages for slaves i.e sheer human conceived brutality.
5. That when they look back at the Machar vs Kiir Civil War, they will do so with the agony of having lost millions of loved ones and billions of dollars in property and will thus think twice before they engage in that sort of foolery ever again.
As Niccolo Machiavelli wrote in The Prince, "when you have the enemy on the back foot and it is with-in your means, crush him totally to annihilate him and publicise what awaits those who fall foul of you". Similarly, Sun Tzu the legendary Chinese General wrote in The Art of War, "A snake beaten but not killed will rare its head and bite with a double dose of venom".
Thus I think in the South Sudanese conflict, none of them is willing to sue for peace thus there peace deals are simply helping them act like snakes that have been beaten and not necessarily killed.
I rest my case.
Kampala
A* comments
after all this typing... i judge u as a sadist. all we needed is to pray for them. may happen to you one day.
B* comments
You see, you have failed to realise that the reason for the fight is ascension to power and lording it over their citizens. Thus prayer and peace cannot achieve that because human impulse is biased towards brutality. good thing is, beyond the brutality, that's were peace is waiting after all, some conflicts are so bad that the people of those societies can never replicate them. just ask the Rwandese. I still say, let them fight it out.
A* comments
your philosophy is leading you to a different direction. its like finding your neighbor killing his wife due to the reasons mentioned above, all you say is "Let them fight themselves out"
C* comments
I like this......btw before any body calls you a saddist and tells us to pray for them,,, there is no solution to their war when both of them are alive or they stay in S/Sudan.... One of them must either go into exile or die. In other words, there is no peace with both leaders at the helm.
Thanx Buganda ku ntikko ambassador
B* comments
read Daniel Kalinaki's opinion article in today's Daily Monitor and Prof Mahmood Mamdani's serie in today's New Vision and you will see what i mean
A* comments
leaving Buganda shit aside... Yesterday we lost 2 brothers in South Sudan trying to earn bread for their families. Ugandans are being affected too. The "I dont care attitude" is costing us too.I have worked with Humanitarian organizations and I have seen refugees running to Uganda to seek refuge. Its not all about the leaders, all we care are the innocent lives down there, that are affected. I have seen people running to Uganda without anything like food, shelter, or any basic needs. they just availed themselves to us, and we had to help. some where even our own nationals. If you never take this at heart, you will never know and care about someone suffering. All you see is politics, mind about the grass too, when two elephants are fighting.
B* comments
you have to understand that for the grass to get greener and have a brighter future, one or both of the said elephants has to be eliminated totally, This modernist view of yours were you think that people like Slava Kiir and Riek Machar can just be talked into submition is 'dreamist' in reality, something has to give and war is the only avenue through which it will give.
A* comments
The day Someone creates a coupe in Uganda, someone will say that too. "Let them fight it out"
this was an interesting thread though
i am out
The press conference for Life of Bebe Cool concert is happening tomorrow at Liquid Silk bugolobi
The press conference for Life of Bebe Cool concert is happening tomorrow at Liquid Silk bugolobi starting 11:00am. Gagamel Phamily u all gat to represent And the tickets for life of Bebe cool will also be available at Liquid silk....we meet 5th/August/2016 Life of Bebe Cool concert at Kampala Serena Hotel. #LOB5816
MY OPEN LETTER TO THE “BEAUTIFUL” LADIES
As a lady, you are wondering why men are constantly "using and dumping" you. Today I wish to let you know of a few bitter facts, though I stand to be corrected.
1. In this life, all guys categorize ladies. there is no such a thing as a lady with no category, you are classified my dear sister, your job now is just to know where you have been placed, there are many types of ladies that we guys talk about. but the most common three types of ladies are:
the wife materials, sex donors and flower girls.
(a) Wife materials: They are never go public with pictures of their body parts, making all noise on social sites. They love genuinely; they may not dress "attractively" at times but one thing they hold within them – the art of true love and loyalty. Hurt them, they will forgive and still love. Play them, they will still forgive. To crown it all, run away from them, make them cry but upon a genuine repentance and come back, they will receive you with open arms. But when she hates you after many chances, nothing you can do about it bakoowa, nothing....you have such a woman, grow up and treat her right
(b) Sex donors, aka take away are described as "sexy" anytime they post their pictures online with 250 plus likes. Men don't see them but their body parts. They are as good as items displayed in shoprite, just for consumption. The only reason for which men pursue them is to have a taste of the shallowly hidden "worthless treasures" Men spend all the monies on them, take them anywhere but the reality, when the sun goes down, and sex is the gold being looked for. The funny thing is that these ladies are so myopic with their future that they only see what their thighs can offer. They attach no value to morality.
(c) The flower girls aka Every Wea u go, today you are a church girl, the blessed Mary herself singing praise tomorrow you are Nicky Minaj. Thea jobs is to update fashion. New dressing, new walking style, new song, new anything just consult them. They also spend time online every time.
The flower girls are meant to do PR. Just provided people see you with her, you "add value" They are pursued by equally lost men who don't know where they come from and where they go to.
Having said that, I wish to state the following bitter facts:
1. Just because you have CAPs (Chemically Accelerated Protrusions) whether in front or behind does not make you beautiful. Work on your morality and be a woman.
2. You may be beautiful and all foxes in the name of men are following you. You are so "expensive" that your minimum is an S6 but did you know the end of beautiful yet empty women like you? No man can imagine marrying a whore like you. That is why they take their pinches and take French leaves. I know you imagine how expensive you are and the way you floss before your peers and roommates.
3. Nothing changes the life of a woman than a productive and successful marriage. Stop cheating us with illegally acquired urchins in the name of children saying that you are ready to be a single mother. These are cover ups to breaking people's marriages while snatching people's husbands.
4. The question I ask is this: You have all the money, all the SAW (Sexually Acquired Wealth) but with destroyed genitalia and shredded destiny, no name, no identity, what is the profit?
5. You may do all things to your God forsaken body in order to look attractive, up to including frying yourself in hot oil so as to be "always ready for eating" but a time comes when all these burden you and the truth dawns on you. Go slowly and respect yourself.
I stop here for now but i know every women is capable of being awife materials unless they are mislead.....
Wednesday, July 13, 2016
Car recovered
Have just recovered that mv enroute to Congo with three suspects in custody including a Congolese soldier at the rank of captain. The owner is still unknown. Share and inform
Amazing Black Chiken Discovered in Indonesia
The breed is known as Ayam Cemani originating in Indonesia. It is a weird one. Everything in it is black from skin, bones, eyes, ears, combs, wattles even organs like liver, lungs and heart. A very special breed.
It's among the most expensive chicken breeds in the world. A fully grown chicken could cost you $2000. Believe it or not. The blackness is due to a genetic trait known as fibromelanosis in which the cells tend to have too much melanin.The breed is so rare and that's why it's so expensive
Breaking News : Nigerian Comedian Basketmouth arrested in USA… see what he did
his picture reminds of an American television sitcom created by Mitchell Hurwitz, which originally aired on Fox for three seasons between 2003 to 2006.
The Nigerian Comedian, Actor shared this photo and captioned:
Arrested Development.
He's indeed a Comedian.The face on this pix though LOL
The Nigerian Comic, Actor, Basketmouth shared this photo and captioned: Arrested Development.
He's indeed a Comedian. The face on this pixthough LOL
Tuesday, July 12, 2016
Happens always.... π from Facebook
Mohi Uddin
Faisal Jabri never write something even if u know the ryt answer just sleep in exam hall and if someone ask you y u r not writing anything ask them yo sleep too v r not dumb but exam hall is very silent place to get a gud sleep
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Christian Burgos
Also when u circle the right answer and erased it and choose the wrong one
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Shubham Shah
this shit never happens,u r just doing chutiyapa
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Vijay Vj Priyan
Or your friend said some other answer and told that it's right
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Daniel Hardenberg
when i do exams i always dont know the answer so i just tick a box. and when im done and out of class i suddenly know the answer
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Isha Mughal
Sometimes we know the right answer but we don't write it... Coz sometime we feel better leaving it in blank! σΎΈσΎΈ
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Nadan Chora
Oye Chup Ho Ja Ab Kamine
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
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Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
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Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
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Girl:- What else
Can you See More
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Wajdi Ben Abdallah
that awkward moment when you change your answer in the last second but the last one is the correct answer and you have 0 in the test
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Joshua Shantha Kumar
This is why I don't appear for any exam σΎͺ
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Josh Thomas
never had,, coz I was blank.. Always
Madoxx Sematimba will this 22nd Friday feature at club Amnesia Kikadde Night
Madoxx will this 22nd Friday feature at club Amnesia Kikadde Night..
A night of old school jams!!! Be there
Lets see what happened before.
Galaxy FM 100.2 > Ekikadde Ft Madoxx @Club Amnesia
Yesterday at 5:42pm · from Galaxy FM 100.2's post in Ekikadde Ft Madoxx @Club Amnesa
This was what we expected from Facebook from Madoxx Facebook page.
Going
81
Interested
109
Details
This Month's will feature Maddox sematimba as he takes us through his musical journey.
Be there.
A night of old school jams!!! Be there
Lets see what happened before.
Galaxy FM 100.2 > Ekikadde Ft Madoxx @Club Amnesia
Yesterday at 5:42pm · from Galaxy FM 100.2's post in Ekikadde Ft Madoxx @Club Amnesa
This was what we expected from Facebook from Madoxx Facebook page.
Going
81
Interested
109
Details
This Month's will feature Maddox sematimba as he takes us through his musical journey.
Be there.
Sarah Musayimuto succeeds in Stockholm Sweden
These were her words.
Together we made it successful. sold out show stockholm sweden 25.06.2016. Mark de guy and Sarah Musayimuto
Listen to My Hearty Testimony and share this great message and get inspired.
#GWENSINZA
https://youtu.be/ORqnqn1gz8c
https://youtu.be/ORqnqn1gz8c
Together we made it successful. sold out show stockholm sweden 25.06.2016. Mark de guy and Sarah Musayimuto
Listen to My Hearty Testimony and share this great message and get inspired.
#GWENSINZA
https://youtu.be/ORqnqn1gz8c
https://youtu.be/ORqnqn1gz8c
Another Ugandan speaks on President Museveni's viral photo
Museveni and team were so smart about this #M7challenge. If they could keep on putting up such clever fights that will get them on top instead of teargas. Its like Besigye wasn't released today. I know its just a pik but such things make someone like-able. Hahahahaha
President Museveni words on Isingiro visit where he made a phone call that brought a viral circulation of his phone call photos.
On the way from Isingiro District where I had presided over the World Population Day celebrations yesterday, I stopped at Kyeirumba Village to make an urgent phone call and also had a brief chat with the residents. They thanked the government for tarmacking the road that connects Uganda to Tanzania through Isingiro. The 74km road cost Shs178 billion. The residents also asked that government engages solar panel distributors to reduce cost. We shall follow up on this.
These are the comments from the social media:
Samalie Masi
bakuwe kyonywa kale
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Shilla Bon
I wish my eyes skipped this post
Like · Reply · Report · 2 hours ago
Kyeyune Lwanga
In 1986 I was one of your supporters because I thought you are the Ugandan number one in every thing but as per now am not because of staying in power for long time.even when you are 97% good you can't be with vision for more than 20yrs .so Mr president Uganda need another hello we don't mind what ever He\she maybe as long as you're safe and Ugandans those who are working in your govt their can't tell you the truth because of bread thank you very much.
Like · 11 people · Reply · Report · 3 hours ago
Councillor Kakinda Dickson
I personally Love the president Sevo ur afather and aleader Uganda needs but the institutions in ur government aint patriotic and dat z da reason y the youth in lubaga abd residents are not supportg the Nrm Government few of them like me each day convert one life to da party but still un employment is aproblem we cant be role models to subordinates whn we are da same ...!!
Like · 27 people · Reply · Report · 6 hours ago
1 reply
Deejay Dread
This idiots are jus pretending to thank u mr president yet say different things on other platforms, bat the truth of the matter is, abig number of the youth today are unemployed, yet we are always told that the future of this country lies in our hands, we graduate as doctors, teachers, engineers etc, yet still can't find jobs, u start a business in kiosk within the City, Jennifer musisi is on ur case, u end up working as awaitor or waitress in a bar for only peanuts yet you hav family to provide for, how then do youth become the future of this great country when they can't feed, pay fees, pay medical bills, let alone the corruption and bureaucracy that has eaten up this nation like an epidemic.with due respect mr president we don't mind u leading this country for as King as u like, all we ask of is, fix the current situation in the country and make things a little easier for the common man out there, forget about this useless politicians who only go to parliament to take tea, waste sugar, misuse toilet paper filling the toilets of parliament, all this resources could be of help to suffering children in moroto, something has to be done to regulate public money amongst this socalled politicians(greatliers), after all its us who line up to vote u not them, with so much happening and little being done by ur government, as despairing youth, we are left with no choice bat to believe besigye is our only hop. mr president, am not apolitician, am just an ordinary citizen who loves my country and wishes the best for it, May God bless u and open ur eyes wider
Like · 10 people · Reply · Report · 4 hours ago
Isra Kismail
Yoweri Kaguta Museveni your my president. My mentor. I have never seen any good leader and a kind govt like the NRM govt. I was born on this yellow regime but its the only regime i want my kids and grand kids to whiteness coz of its goodness. Viva NRM. Viva your excellence Yoweri Kaguta Museveni. Tubonga nawe pakalast.
Like · 5 people · Reply · Report · 3 hours ago
Baluku Geoffrey
Either our Fountain of Honour H.E General YoweriMuseveni was giving Directives to the effect that all Ugandan Citizens be evacuated from the Juba chaos or he may have been calling to ensure promotion of Tourism is on the mark.. He is a Great Supporter of Tourism. Long live Our Great Leader, Long Live Gen YoweriMuseveni
Like · 2 people · Reply · Report · 3 hours ago
Amos Main
I love this president his excellency yoweri kaguta museveni,iam a Kenyan proud of him,he is one in the world I admire his governance n everything he does tp ugandans
Like · 15 people · Reply · Report · 5 hours ago
3 replies
Kibwika Ronnie
Talking about solar panels Mr President Sir, Personally I am a door to door solar panel distributor because I came to realize that putting up a shop in let's say Mbale will not in anyway help someone down in the village there so we decided to move frm district to another going frm one house to another though not all the people we meet there buy bt its okay but one of the challenges we meet is the prices of these products frm the shops in Kampala because we don't have the capacity and the resources to get these products frm the manufacturers in the outside countries so for us to keep doing this in most cases we are forced to hike up the prices of these products which is not fair to the final consumers. Therefore I apeal to you Mr President and the government of Uganda to come out and help us so we can extend our products to the people of Uganda. Otherwise I am happy to be working in this peaceful environment. FOR GOD AND MY COUNTRY.
0789543905
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3 replies
Hamisi Kipimo
Indeed Uganda has right of speak and express much more to their top leaders like president..!!,, I have followed up ur comments upon ur president seem its surprise and miracle for us Tanzanians to crash or interrapt points or decisions made by the top leader...!!!...if it could be Tanzania,majority commented upon president now could be at police station to adhere a case...!,, many of them jailed..!!,,..case named as abusive language to president..!!,,,Asanteni Uganda kwa kujitambua..!!!
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These are the comments from the social media:
Samalie Masi
bakuwe kyonywa kale
Like · Reply · Report · 5 hours ago
Shilla Bon
I wish my eyes skipped this post
Like · Reply · Report · 2 hours ago
Kyeyune Lwanga
In 1986 I was one of your supporters because I thought you are the Ugandan number one in every thing but as per now am not because of staying in power for long time.even when you are 97% good you can't be with vision for more than 20yrs .so Mr president Uganda need another hello we don't mind what ever He\she maybe as long as you're safe and Ugandans those who are working in your govt their can't tell you the truth because of bread thank you very much.
Like · 11 people · Reply · Report · 3 hours ago
Councillor Kakinda Dickson
I personally Love the president Sevo ur afather and aleader Uganda needs but the institutions in ur government aint patriotic and dat z da reason y the youth in lubaga abd residents are not supportg the Nrm Government few of them like me each day convert one life to da party but still un employment is aproblem we cant be role models to subordinates whn we are da same ...!!
Like · 27 people · Reply · Report · 6 hours ago
1 reply
Deejay Dread
This idiots are jus pretending to thank u mr president yet say different things on other platforms, bat the truth of the matter is, abig number of the youth today are unemployed, yet we are always told that the future of this country lies in our hands, we graduate as doctors, teachers, engineers etc, yet still can't find jobs, u start a business in kiosk within the City, Jennifer musisi is on ur case, u end up working as awaitor or waitress in a bar for only peanuts yet you hav family to provide for, how then do youth become the future of this great country when they can't feed, pay fees, pay medical bills, let alone the corruption and bureaucracy that has eaten up this nation like an epidemic.with due respect mr president we don't mind u leading this country for as King as u like, all we ask of is, fix the current situation in the country and make things a little easier for the common man out there, forget about this useless politicians who only go to parliament to take tea, waste sugar, misuse toilet paper filling the toilets of parliament, all this resources could be of help to suffering children in moroto, something has to be done to regulate public money amongst this socalled politicians(greatliers), after all its us who line up to vote u not them, with so much happening and little being done by ur government, as despairing youth, we are left with no choice bat to believe besigye is our only hop. mr president, am not apolitician, am just an ordinary citizen who loves my country and wishes the best for it, May God bless u and open ur eyes wider
Like · 10 people · Reply · Report · 4 hours ago
Isra Kismail
Yoweri Kaguta Museveni your my president. My mentor. I have never seen any good leader and a kind govt like the NRM govt. I was born on this yellow regime but its the only regime i want my kids and grand kids to whiteness coz of its goodness. Viva NRM. Viva your excellence Yoweri Kaguta Museveni. Tubonga nawe pakalast.
Like · 5 people · Reply · Report · 3 hours ago
Baluku Geoffrey
Either our Fountain of Honour H.E General YoweriMuseveni was giving Directives to the effect that all Ugandan Citizens be evacuated from the Juba chaos or he may have been calling to ensure promotion of Tourism is on the mark.. He is a Great Supporter of Tourism. Long live Our Great Leader, Long Live Gen YoweriMuseveni
Like · 2 people · Reply · Report · 3 hours ago
Amos Main
I love this president his excellency yoweri kaguta museveni,iam a Kenyan proud of him,he is one in the world I admire his governance n everything he does tp ugandans
Like · 15 people · Reply · Report · 5 hours ago
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Kibwika Ronnie
Talking about solar panels Mr President Sir, Personally I am a door to door solar panel distributor because I came to realize that putting up a shop in let's say Mbale will not in anyway help someone down in the village there so we decided to move frm district to another going frm one house to another though not all the people we meet there buy bt its okay but one of the challenges we meet is the prices of these products frm the shops in Kampala because we don't have the capacity and the resources to get these products frm the manufacturers in the outside countries so for us to keep doing this in most cases we are forced to hike up the prices of these products which is not fair to the final consumers. Therefore I apeal to you Mr President and the government of Uganda to come out and help us so we can extend our products to the people of Uganda. Otherwise I am happy to be working in this peaceful environment. FOR GOD AND MY COUNTRY.
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Hamisi Kipimo
Indeed Uganda has right of speak and express much more to their top leaders like president..!!,, I have followed up ur comments upon ur president seem its surprise and miracle for us Tanzanians to crash or interrapt points or decisions made by the top leader...!!!...if it could be Tanzania,majority commented upon president now could be at police station to adhere a case...!,, many of them jailed..!!,,..case named as abusive language to president..!!,,,Asanteni Uganda kwa kujitambua..!!!
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Teacher Mpamire's word on Museveni's viral photo
Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni Kaguta seated at the roadside while advising his adviser who was advised to seek advise from other presidential advisers on how to advise the president.
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Any advice class??
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Any advice class??
Traffic officer who undressed FDC's Fatuma dies.
Enid Nalongo Kabamanye, Officer in Charge of Traffic at Mbarara Central Police Station, who reportedly undressed Forum for Democratic Change National Executive Committee member Naigaga Fatuma, is dead.
Kabamanye died on Saturday morning at Mbarara referral hospital, which she was earlier admitted with hypertension.
Journalists who have worked with Kabamanye describe her as the most hardworking officer in western region.
Kabamanye was last seen on duty at Agip Motel where a fatal accident occurred and claimed lives of three people from Rwampara, a few weeks back.
She collapsed on duty following a weeklong illness before being admitted.
A memorial mass was held for her at All Saints Church in Mbarara town.
Kabamanye who is survived by three children will be buried today in Bugamba village Rwampara county in Mbarara district.
Bad memories
In October 2015, Kabamanye [RI] led a group of four female cops; two field force unit officers, one traffic officer and another in regular police uniform, who roughed up and undressed FDC official Fatuma.
They were overseen by a man in a black shirt, grey trousers and sandals, according to The Observer, pulling her legs, others her hands and others ripping her clothes off.
In the process, the cop who was pulling at her blouse tore it, leaving her in a bra.
The guys pulling the legs brought the trousers down to her knees, exposing her behind.
The female cops tried to dress her up, but a male officer, an assistant superintendent of police (ASP), ordered, "Let her undress, who cares? Nonsense! Lift."
In the process, Naigaga screamed.
"Why are you undressing me? You are ashaming me…next time it will be your sister…it will be your child being treated like this," she shouted at the cops.
Other reports it was Kabamanye who tried to dress up Fatuma.
"You are a woman, you are a woman, and you want to kill me," Naigaga yelled at Kabamanye.
In a low tone, Kabamanye said: "My sister, I want to dress you."
"Gasiya [rubbish]! You want to kill me and you are calling me your sister? Since when did I become your sister?" Fatuma screamed.
She later jumped off the truck but landed in the cops' hands.
She was bundled back on to the truck and tied with a rope under the seats. She was later driven off to Mbarara police station.
Police spokesman Fred Enanga later said in a statement that Fatuma had undressed herself.
"One Naigaga Fatuma undressed herself, [she] falsely claimed that security undressed her and insulted the police. She was arrested and later released with the rest of her colleagues and were instructed to go back to Kampala," Enanga said.
Background story by Observer
Donald Trump VS Serena Williams
"I have many, many black friends. Nice people. My favorite black American woman friend just won Wimbledon…"
— Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
"No, no, no. I am not your black American woman friend. Stop saying that. Stop thinking that. Just stop."
— Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump)
"No, no, no. I am not your black American woman friend. Stop saying that. Stop thinking that. Just stop."
Monday, July 11, 2016
Situation in Juba - South Sudan getting worse
+211925287500 is the contact for the Ugandan Embassy in Juba. The person is called Agama. Tell them where you are hidding though for now,you are advised not to move. For anyone stuck in Juba. Ug Embassy ready and willing to evacuate them. Let them contact that number. Tell friends and family.
Basoga will always amuse Uganda
A Musoga man was driving from Kampala to Iganga with his girlfriend... While driving, he kept his hand on her thighs... She smiled & blushingly said, you can go further..............
So the Musoga man went to Soroti
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Sex according to Mr Khathide (Ugandan)
A lot of people don't associate sex with God - they associate it with Satan and darkness, as if sex is not holy.!! The Almighty is explicit when it comes to sex.
Sex is holy within marriage, and there is no prescribed style. Nowhere in the Holy books does it say that the missionary position is the only sexual style.
Not discussing sex in a relationship leads to divorce!!
Mr Khathide has counseled women who've complained: my husband treats me as if I were his brother. There was one who told him:
I am tired of getting sex fortnightly, like a salary.
Khathide told her she was lucky to be getting sex fortnightly, since some wives only get it on big days, like elections. Many husbands leave their wives to seek sexual pleasures in Outside.
Have you ever asked yourself what those women have that you don't. Wives have become very frigid and even sleep with their panties. If you're a married woman, you should sleep naked and let your bum touch your husband.
Today you find men going out of their way to get a glimpse of a vagina. They page through magazines and even go to lingerie departments in stores hoping to see what's hidden under panties because their wives hide it from them.
Marriage is about being free with your body in front of your partner.
A woman should parade naked and do some modeling to tempt her husband. There are many married women who don't know what their husbands' penises look like. She only feels it when he enters her. They've never touched it, let alone seen it, because the husband switches off the lights before undressing. A penis is a wife' s toy - she is supposed to play with it.
He blames couples for not making time for sex and complaining about being tired after a day's work. You find many couples who've been sexually starved for years.
God created sex for procreation and also for pleasure. You can't marry and not have a good time in bed.
WHO SAID YOU CAN ONLY HAVE SEX AT NIGHT?
Why can't you drive home during lunch and have a quickie with your wife? We' re all equal in sex - it's not just about a woman satisfying a man. You have to satisfy each other. Women, why don't you initiate sexual activities, why must it always be Men all the time? Make your feelings known to your husband.
Have you ever seen a woman who has been satisfied? Have u noticed how she glows and becomes energetic after sex? May the Lord Bless you.
This is the 'Whole Truth, Nothing But The Truth.
Once you read this you have to keep it going. Age has nothing to do with sex. The older u are the more u should enjoy it. Make sure your spouse reads this. Also Send to all your married friends, Grandmas & grandpas send it to your married children. You may just be saving a marriage from divorce.
Sunday, July 10, 2016
At Iganga hospital's intensive care unit, patients always died in the same bed at 7am every morning
At Iganga hospital's intensive care unit, patients always died in the same bed at 7am every morning, regardless of their condition. This puzzled medical staff, so a group of medical doctors decided to observe the bed in secret and waited for the fateful hour. Some held crosses and prayer books to scare off evil influences. While the less superstitious ones held tablets and smart phones cameras to capture every moment of this hour.
At exactly 7am, the door to the ward slowly opened, Kassim Kiveyidinda 'the cleaner' came in and disconnected the life support machine from the mains and plugged in his Tecno phone charger.ππ
At exactly 7am, the door to the ward slowly opened, Kassim Kiveyidinda 'the cleaner' came in and disconnected the life support machine from the mains and plugged in his Tecno phone charger.ππ
Africans have no time to rest
Africans have no time to rest. Even after dying they have to work as Ancestors.
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*Their are some people selling fake poison,please make sure u test before u buy, if u test and u are still alive, get to knowπthats a fake one*π³π³π³
*Their are some people selling fake poison,please make sure u test before u buy, if u test and u are still alive, get to knowπthats a fake one*π³π³π³
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