THIS GOES OUT T0 ALL

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I am Sorry if I am Wrong
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:-Before u Tease or Cheat a Girl think that
somewhere , Some Guy is trying to do the Same
with your Sister.
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If you love her for Her Body instead of Heart think
again you won't be Reading this if your Some guy
did the same to your Sister/ daughter.
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Be a Guy, treat your Girl right just like a Guy u
Want your Daughter to be with.
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If you Don't want to Trouble a Girl who belongs
to your Family then Don't play with a Girl Who is
Princess of other Family.
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Stay in her Heart as Man who is reason for Her
Smile , not the Reason for her cry.
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Change Her Surname instead of her Virginity
status , Atlast Every Mom believes that she has
given a birth to Great Ma .
Don't make her think She's Wrong .
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STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART;

My boyfriend and i have been together for a year but when we started dating, i didn't tell him that I have a 5 year old son from a previous relationship. The boy has been staying with my mother but now she is too sick to take care of him and she has asked me to take care of my responsibilities as a mother. I am afraid that if i tell my man about my son, he will leave him. I love him. What can i do? Suzie

BY THE TIME OUR KIDS GO TO SCHOOL, HISTORY EXAMS WILL HAVE QUESTIONS LIKE:

1. Discuss the rise and fall of Andrew Mwenda between 2000 and 2015 ?

2. Why did NRM transfer its headquarters from Kampala to Kyakwanzi ?

3. Discuss the trek of NRM poor youth of 2014 ?

4. Discuss the cause of the Uganda eclipse of November 2013 ?

5. Write short notes about the following:
a).Sejjusa David
b).Tamale Mirundi
c).Rebecca Kaddaga
d).Kansiime Anne

6. Explain the problems faced by Chinese coolies during the construction of the Entebbe highway and Masaka-Kampala highway between 2011 and 2015.

7. Discuss the emergence of sex tapes in Uganda in early 2000's.

8. Other than "sole candidate", discuss other titles of Museveni from 1986 till the end of 2015.

9. "Leave issues of Generals for Generals". Discuss.

10. Explain with illustrations the "Ettoffali" concept and its signifance to the Ugandans from the year 2013.

11. Using examples, discuss the causes of the "Walk to Work" and "Black Monday" revolutions in Uganda in the early 2000's.

12 With illustrations, Explain the effect of the NRM elections loss to the people of Laser towards achieving social economic transformation

13. "The fall of Venansius Baryamureeba as Makerere university VC in 2011 was the root cause of turmoil among the students at the institution." Elucidate with specific examples.

14. What Type Of Talent (ekitone) did Desire
Luzinda Show To The Early Church Missionaries Of Internet?

Discuss muzaata as opposed to etafaali

Discuss......

To what extent did Tubonge nawe song affect the ugandan music industry ?

What was referred to as Kitabani kya vumbi during late 1990s and early 2000s?

Which question have I forgotten ?

You guys should help your children out with their homework and holiday packages because you were there!

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Take note

DEAR LADIES: BITTER TRUTH YOU MUST SWALLOW::

1● Sex doesn't keep aman if u like ,turn 360% on bed .he will still dump you ,Bleach until you become white .if he doesn't notice the qualities of awife in you .he will still leave you.

2●Aman who wins your love with cash may not stay forever...Real men don't settle with fake women who love money .

3●The beauty of awoman can take her to a palace but her characters will determin how long she stays in de palace .Beauty attracts men but characters keep dem .

4●Material things definitely has its merits but cannot alone provide the riches of a truly meaningful life.

5●Being sexy without character will not get u a husband ..you will only get boyfriend ...

6● Sex can bring pleasure but it can never bring love..sex is aproduct of love. Love is not aproduct of sex .

7●Sex can make aman stay with u overnite but love will make him stay for alife time.

8●There are somethings that money jst can't buy.like manners ,moral and integrity.

9●How u dress will definitely determine how men will address u

*INTERNAL HOME MEMO*

*FROM*:           FATHER

*TO:*               ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES

*CC*:               MOTHER

*DATE*:           August 05, 2016

*SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION*

*Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations*
*Have been revised as below and under no* *circumstance is any violation going*
*to be accepted*.

1. The Kitchen and all pantries are declared *Restricted Zones*. Entry
and/or passage shall require express permission from *myself upon submission of written request*.

2.  Breakfast is banned.  This matter cannot be *discussed*!

3.  Such food items as *rice, chicken, butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk* are
Restricted.  Anyone intending to eat any of such foodstuffs must write to
*me in triplicate*, with three days notice, giving justification backed by a *qualified dietician* report as supportive documentation.

4. Bathing in the morning is limited to *5 litres* of water per
person while bathing in the evening is banned unless there are *medical reasons*.

5. All security lights should be removed with immediate effect.  *All dependants shall abide by an all-night guard-duty roster* I shall make
available shortly.

6.  No dependant shall entertain friends indoors, far less attempt to
offer food, drinks or even music.  *Those who want their guests to listen to music shall sing for them.*

7. No one is allowed to talk to officials from police, Council or Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry an instantaneous penalty of ejection from the House.

8. Anybody who breaks a glass, furniture or any other property in The
House, shall immediately have to seek *temporary employment*
somewhere to earn money to replace such broken item(s).

9.  All *visitors* intending to spend a *night/week or more* shall apply in triplicate and give *two months notice*, with an endorsement from
their *village Head or Church Priest*, giving convincing reasons why they can't stay at their *homes*.  Failure to do this shall result in their being turned away, at the gate, upon arrival.

*THESE RULES ARE BINDING AND NOT SUBJECT TO ANY DISCUSSION WHATSOEVER!!!*

Signed:

*DAD*
Chairman of Home Affairs

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See the Newest Member of Uganda’s First Family

An unsuspecting man has recently been unwillingly added to the first family. The poor chap who bears a striking resemblance with President Museveni is being trolled on social media as a brother to the president. See images here.

😭😭😭Another deadly accident on massacre (masaka) road this morning.

This car collided with a truck full of sand. All died including a heavily pregnant lady. Nze kati okuyita ku masaka road ontuma e Gulu on foot

Credit: Jalia Kintu

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CONFESSION OF A LADY

"I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I
shouldn't).
When I got to my fiance's place for dinner,he seemed
excited to see me and exclaimed delighted. Darling I have a
surprise for you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me
to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and
just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone
rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold
Until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I
had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was
becoming unbearable, so while my
Fiance was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.
It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage
dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air
around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I
ripped off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room,I went on releasing atomic
bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was
indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signalled
the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few
more times with my napkin,
placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling
very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of
innocence when my fiance returned,
apologising for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeped
through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this
point, he removed the blindfold. To my utmost surprise,
twelve dinner guests including his Mum and Dad were
seated around the table

Secret service warn Casanova, Ray J to stay away from the president's daughter

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