One day a school teacher wrote on the board the following:

One day a school teacher wrote on the board the following:
9×1=7
9×2=18
9×3=27
9×4=36
9×5=45
9×6=54
9×7=63
9×8=72
9×9=81
9×10=90
When she was done, she looked to the students and they were all laughing at her, because of the first equation which was wrong, and then the teacher said the following,
"I wrote that first one wrong on purpose, because I wanted you to learn something important. This was for you to know how the world out there will treat you. You can see that I wrote RIGHT 9 times, but none of you congratulated me for it; you all laughed and criticized me because of one wrong thing I did. So this is the lesson...:
'The world will never appreciate the good you do a million times, but will criticize the one wrong thing you do... But don't get discouraged, ALWAYS RISE ABOVE ALL THE LAUGHTER AND CRITICISM. STAY STRONG.' "

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7 Awesome Psychology Facts.

1. Psychology says, sometimes you just say "I'm
fine" because it's difficult to find someone who
actually cares.
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2. Psychology says, spending a great amount of
time with someone can literally cause you to pick
up their habits.
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3. Psychology says, one of the best ways to
measure people is to watch the way they behave
when something free is offered.
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4. Psychology says, when
you're ignored by someone whose attention
means the most to you, the reaction in the brain
is similar to physical pain.
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5. Psychology says, if your
dog gets out, dont chase it. Instead, lie on the
ground and pretend you're hurt. It will come back
to see if you're okay.
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6. Psychology says women with higher IQ's have
a harder time finding a mate. Intelligent women
would rather remain single than be with the
wrong person.
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7. Psychology says, unexpected text messages
from the person you care about can have a
positive affect on your body and instantly improve
your mood.
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AGREE ??

Woman Dies After Pastor Stacks Heavy Speaker On Top of Her To Test Her Faith

Congregants of Mount Zion General Assembly went home with heads down on Sunday after a failed demonstration of power by the church pastor when a lady fainted after he put a very big and heavy speaker on top of her, promising her that she would not feel pain. The woman has now died from internal injuries caused to her lungs, the Southern Daily reports.

Pastor Lethebo Rabalango had organized a night of worship at his church in Polokwane where he was teaching about demonstration of power in which he emphasized that if Jesus walked on water, he too could do anything with faith.

Accident on Masaka road

Payroll of Highest Paid Senior Government Officials:

BoU's E. Tumusiime Mutebile Shs53.3m
KCCA's ED Jennifer Musisi's Shs43.7m
URA's CG Doris Akol Shs40m
NSSF's MD Richard Byarugaba Shs39m
New Vision's Robert Kabushenga Shs37.3m
OAG's boss John Muwanga (AG) Shs36m
UCC's ED Godfrey Mutabaazi Shs36.9m
NMS's GM Moses Kamabare Shs35.2m
NITA-U's ED James Saaka Shs34.3m
UETCL's MD Erias Kiyemba Shs32.5m
NWSC's MD Dr Silver Mugisha Shs30m
CAA's MD Rama Makuza Shs30m
UEGCL's MD Harrison Mutikanga Shs26m
UEDCL's MD Joseph Katera Shs25m
REA's ED GodfreyTuryahikayo Shs24.7m
UDB's CEO Patricia Ojangole Shs24m
NHCCL's CEO Parity Twonomujuni Shs20m
UNBS' ED Ben Manyindo Shs20m
UCDA's ED Henry Ngabirano Shs20m
UWA's ED Dr Andrew Sseguya Shs19m
CDO's MD Jolly K Sabune Shs18.6m
PU's Director Moses Mwase Shs18.2m
IGG Irene Mulyagonja Shs18m
NFA's ED Micheal Mugisa Shs18m
UIA's ED Eng Frank Sebbowa Shs16m
PPDA's ED Cornelia K Sabiiti Shs15m
Posta Uganda's James Arinaitwe Shs13.7m
NDA's ES Kate Nalukenge Shs13.3m
NPA's ED Dr Joseph Muwawala Shs12.5m
NEMA's ED Tom Okia Okurut Shs12.4m
DDA's ED Jolly K Zaribwende Shs11m
Air Cargo's GM Fred Guyina Shs10.2m
UNCC's ED Fransis Peter Ojede Shs10m
Clerk to Parliament Jane Kibirige (proposed Shs10million).
NCHE's ED Prof Opuda Asibo Shs9.8m
UPHL's CEO Martin Kihembo Shs8.7m
URC's Ag. MD Charles Kateeba Shs8.7m
Namboole's MD J Ssewanyana Shs8.5m
UEPD's Ag. MD E Mutahunga Shs7.4m
UBC's Ag. MD Angelo Nkeeza Shs4.1m

What subject do you think he teaches in school?

Hehehe

He is an arsenal fan
Besigye supporter
Uganda cranes fan
Also a muk student and you think you can break his heart!!!!! Bitch please 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#stolen

Opinion

A girl mistakenly sent her father this message. Helo sweetheart, I will not agree to abort this pregnancy. You know if I abort this, it will be the 10th pregnancy that i abort for you.But don't worry i'm preparing my parents food,i will poison them so we can inherit their property for ourselves alone,Luv you dear!If you were the father what will you do? Send to 3 groups n see funny ans

Hehehe

A guy left the village to come hustle in town. He got into ragga music & became a celeb. He got some money.
So one day he decided to visit his grands in the village. But it was so far that he reached late in the night.

He knocked, ko, ko, ko, ko....
Grand mum asked, 'Ani oyo?'
He replied, 'Nze bad man, ragga muffin, killer of the beat, king of ragga, president of ghetto, bomboklat ayuti. Yeah man.'

Then the grand mum replied, 'Aaaaa muli bangi, muddeyo nze akafaliso nina kamu!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

OLYMPIC AFRICAN COUNTRIES MEDAL TABLE so far.....

SOUTH AFRICA: 3 golds, 2 silver, 1bronze.
ETHOPIA: 2 gold, 1 silver.
KENYA: 1 gold, 1
bronze.
EGYPT: 1 bronze.
TUNISIA: 1silver.
NIGERIA: 1 copper, 2
wood and 3 rubber.
GHANA: 4 aluiminium, 2 zinc
UGANDA magnesium.

✨Quote of the day✨

_*"The simplest way to tell a girl that you will not marry her is to tell her that... "I will marry u when Arsenal wins the EPL....."*_

Robert Mugabe😂😂😂

#Relationshiptip‬: Don’t put boundaries on your partner

You can't put boundaries on someone else, only yourself. If someone is treating you badly, you can't change their behavior. But you can ask yourself why you accept it and how you can put a boundary on yourself so that you won't accept it again. This will make you take more responsibility for your role in bad relationships. Instead of feeling like a victim of circumstance, be empowered to reject bad treatment and choose a different person. Also, remember that life is a self-fulfilling prophesy. If you believe you are undeserving of happiness, love and prosperity, that's what the universe will give you.(cheatsheet.com)

Hehe

First year University of Kenyatta medical students were attending their 1st Anatomy Class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on the table.
The Professor, Mwangi started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. He said, "The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body." For example, he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS & put the finger in his own mouth & TASTED it.
Then he told the students to do what he did. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all Frowning...
Then the professor looked at them & said: "The most important 2nd Quality is "Observation". I inserted my MIDDLE finger but tasted the 2nd finger... Now learn to pay attention!!
"ALL the students fainted!!

Don't laugh alone.😀😀😃😃😄😄😅😅😆😆😜😜😜😂😂😂😂😂😝😝😝😝😝😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙊🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
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WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ?

Qtn.Who is wrong btn the two?

Girl:hi!
Boy: hii too
Girl:how are you doing?
Boy: Good
Girl: you are nowadays very quite
Boy: not that much!
Girl:Why is it that ever since you slept with me,you neither call or text me
Boy: Have you ever seen the president compaining after winning election?
Qtn.Who is wrong btn the two?