One day a school teacher wrote on the board the following:

One day a school teacher wrote on the board the following:
9×1=7
9×2=18
9×3=27
9×4=36
9×5=45
9×6=54
9×7=63
9×8=72
9×9=81
9×10=90
When she was done, she looked to the students and they were all laughing at her, because of the first equation which was wrong, and then the teacher said the following,
"I wrote that first one wrong on purpose, because I wanted you to learn something important. This was for you to know how the world out there will treat you. You can see that I wrote RIGHT 9 times, but none of you congratulated me for it; you all laughed and criticized me because of one wrong thing I did. So this is the lesson...:
'The world will never appreciate the good you do a million times, but will criticize the one wrong thing you do... But don't get discouraged, ALWAYS RISE ABOVE ALL THE LAUGHTER AND CRITICISM. STAY STRONG.' "

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1. Psychology says, sometimes you just say "I'm
fine" because it's difficult to find someone who
actually cares.
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2. Psychology says, spending a great amount of
time with someone can literally cause you to pick
up their habits.
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3. Psychology says, one of the best ways to
measure people is to watch the way they behave
when something free is offered.
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4. Psychology says, when
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is similar to physical pain.
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5. Psychology says, if your
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ground and pretend you're hurt. It will come back
to see if you're okay.
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6. Psychology says women with higher IQ's have
a harder time finding a mate. Intelligent women
would rather remain single than be with the
wrong person.
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7. Psychology says, unexpected text messages
from the person you care about can have a
positive affect on your body and instantly improve
your mood.
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AGREE ??

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